All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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