carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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