Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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