Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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