But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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