her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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