yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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