guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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