I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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