Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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