Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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