She said her name was "party"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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