I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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