the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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