Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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