My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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