Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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