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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.

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  Four. Poor grandma...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0

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  If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it

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  Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.

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• (818): View more from California

  Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it

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