I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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