just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The Olympian is in my bed
Shame - the story of my life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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