thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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