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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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