After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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