Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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