You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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