I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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