all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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