Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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