Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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