They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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