I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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