What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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