So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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