I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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