you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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