i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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