just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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