Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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