belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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