he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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