You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
no you cant smoke seaweed
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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