My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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