I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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