ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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