3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you win again, gameday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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