If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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