Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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