I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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