Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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