Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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