So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
