It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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