Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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