Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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