he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
bring money and cleavage
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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